The Bachelorette: Keeping My Word

Yes, it is that time again. Another ridiculous season of the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise. I say "ridiculous" because after last season's scripted fiasco blew up in ABC's face, it is hard telling what they have up their sleeve this time. But, as I said when Bachelor Jason ended, I am not going to watch this season. In case you haven't heard, this season has not even finished filming, which leads me to believe ABC could go in all sorts of directions with this to give us a "shocking" finale. I'm sure they have paid Jillian a nice chunk of change to sign on the dotted line and take part in this. From the looks of the previews, the only prerequisite for the 30 guys trying to make a name for themselves in Hollywood is to look good with their shirt off. Enough about that. I took the liberty of finding a few of these hopefuls to blog about...

Jillian... we all know about her.

Mike.  Okay, I think this guy seems a little "too perfect" and looks to be as cocky as A-Rod, but he has two things going for him.  One, his name.  Two, he owns a baseball camp.  How cool is that?

Mike.  A break dancer.  Really?  Did you try out for "So You Think You Can Dance?" and get rejected so you thought this was the next best thing?  Or, are you hoping by appearing on Bachelorette that "Dancing With the Stars" will pick you up and add a break dancing element?

Greg.  The only reason I have him on here is because he strangely looks like a morph of Jason and Jeremy from Season Deanna.  Am I right?

Kipton.  If it wasn't for his name, this guy would be super cute.  Maybe he was named after a grandparent's last name or something.  And, he has the same haircut as my hubby.  I see him making it a long way unless he is a total jerk.  

Juan.  He's a general contractor.  Jillian's an interior designer.  They could have one awesome house if they got married.  And, he's from Argentina so he could have a cool accent.

Caleb.  Thought he was trying out for the David Cook (American Idol winner) look-alike contest.

So, that about covers it.  Since the likelihood of a marriage coming out of this is slim to none, I guess the main draw for this show is which one of these lads can ABC convince and pay enough to be their next Bachelor.